The Darwin Awards (2007)

Joseph Fiennes

Michael Burrows

Winona Ryder

Siri Taylor

David Arquette

Harvey

Juliette Lewis

Joleen

Ty Burrell

Emile

Josh Charles

Paramedic

Kevin Dunn

Insurance Exec

Nora Dunn

Mrs. Pearlman

Judah Friedlander

Simon

Lukas Haas

Farley

Tom Hollander

Henry

Brad Hunt

Stan

Julianna Margulies

Carla

Tim Blake Nelson

Perp

Alessandro Nivola

Ad Exec

Chris Penn

Tom

Ross Patterson

Co Worker #1

Russell Steinberg

Co Worker #2

Adam Savage

Adam

Jamie Hyneman

Army Dude

Max Perlich

Bob

D. B. Sweeney

Detective Maguire

Robin Tunney

Zoe

Wilmer Valderrama

Documentary Filmmaker

Andy Arness

Patron (uncredited)

Josh Kornbluth

Dentist

Jason Foster

Metallica Fan

Lars Ulrich

Self

James Hetfield

Self

Kirk Hammett

Self

Robert Trujillo

Self

Adonal Foyle

Detective

Tom Wright

Detective

Richmond Arquette

Mr. Pearlman

Mickey Breitenstein

Mr. Harris

Jerry Harrison

Guy in Bar #1

John Doe

Guy in Bar #2

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Max Common

Young Burrows

Rhett Wellington Ramirez

Andy

R.J. Owens

Shower Guy #1

Bob Sáenz

Shower Guy #3

Steve Irish

Large Detective

Val Diamond

Waitress

Mary Saudargas

Mrs. Sparrow

George Maguire

Car Salesman

Stephan Smith Collins

Viper Owner

Rod Arrants

Pilot

Ernie Lively

RV Salesman

Debbie Brubaker

Woman Driver

Lindsay Benner

Metallica Fan's Girlfriend

Dalila Ali Rajah

Counter Woman

Jeanette Etheredge

Waitress (as Jeannette Etheredge)

Karen Kahn

Ms. Fong

Darlene Hunt

Minion

Tim Halpin

Officer Jorgenson (uncredited)